Y'ALL, I'M HAVING THE FIRST PART (listening and writing) OF MY FRENCH EXAMS IN LIKE TWO HOURS, WISH ME LUCK SOLDIERS! 🙌

So, a friend of mine calls me a slave and that I gotta go wash the floor of his house... During Black Friday, he sold me (I'm not kidding, he REALLY did that) to one of our classmates for twenty cents... THAT'S MY WORTH!-

That classmate was tellin me to go wash the dishes til I escaped... My friend disappeared for a couple of minutes and returned with two gums, he bought em with the money he got from selling me...

Order at thefandomkid.com to grt a free Christina to wash yo floorz and dishez-

Can you hear the silence?

Can you see the dark?

Can you fix the broken?

Can you feel...

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART?!

This is Michael. He's my son aaand I love him very much

Yes, I just downloaded this cause I have the mental health of a 3yo

So, there's this game here that's a classic childhood one that I never learned how to play until yesterday. It's called "One night at Palermo" (Palermo is a town in Italy). It's something like the original version of among us. It has a narrator who tells who does what and when. The roles are usually the citizens (like the innocents in among us) the sheriff (or detective)and the murderer (or mafia). And the additional roles of the jester (or cray-cray), the doctor, the snitch and the snipper. Yeah, it sounds complicated but it really isn't.

What does that have to do with anything? Well, as I said, I learned how to play it yesterday and within ONE NIGHT I made a whole damn scenario about an online game (not like murder mystery and among us that are based on it but an exact online version of the game) characters, names, backstories, EVEN DAMN VOICE ACTORS FOR SOME REASON...

Now, am I just creative is there something wrong with me? XDD

Happy Creepypasta day! >:3

WHAT THE TITLE SAYS

WHY DID THEY DO MY BOY, RAGGEDY ANDY, DIRTY BRO?! LOOK AT HIS EYES! THAT IS NOT NATURAL! WHAT KIND OF EYE CONTACTS DID THEY USE?! AND WHY?! AND WHY JUST HIM AND NOT THE GIRL TOO?! I DIDN'T WAKE UP TODAY FOR THIS?! OML-

This will haunt me in my dreams...

I just found out who tf that Kostas the black (Κώστας ο μαύρος) is. To where I go for english lessons, everyone in my class is just randomly mentioning him and to be careful, that he even has a motorbike and some shit. At first, I was kinda worried like, who tf is that.

Turns out it's a joke. One time, a student had such bad results that got beaten up by his dad, or that's what we think at least. And the next day he came at the lesson cryin' and all and the teacher asked him what had happened to him. He said that Kostas had beaten him up (here we say that "you'll turn black" when we want to say that you'll get beaten up. But it's usually used by parents and it isn't like real bad violence or sth, dw.)

And now we just say to everyone to be careful of Kostas the black. And we're scarin' the newcomers, lmao.

Careful of him guys, it's so spooky.

Since when does Newgrounds have those ads allowed on their platform? 😭

Me rn:

Enjoy the random images on my phone

Pinterest needs Jesus:

My honest reaction when I look at my math test's results:

When bro doesn't want to watch my favourite series/movie:

"I'm not cute!" Also them:

Why does this even exist? And why does Greece have pink hair, where did that come from?:

Me and bro in a different life:

The comment at the bottom had me dead:

My phone gallery is an... Odd place...